Waxing Wizard Gifts

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

Candle Portraits.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

Cleaning service on skates.

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

'I'm here to test the magic 8-ball.'

Artist

"Jane, this is an intervention. Your teeth are white enough."

Don't tell me not to burn the candle at both ends --- Tell me where to get more wax! (Published previously on July 22, 2010).

Where bikini wax comes from.

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

"So. . . you're back!"

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

Chicken Engineer

Christo: Age Ten

'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

"I found a new way to use some of this wax."

Cotton Buds.

"That's okay, dear, I'll do the dishes."

'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'

'Like the Brazilian?'

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

Erm... you got any wax, hon'?