Waxing Wonderer Gifts

My boat is fast because it has a great wax job! You're on a slippery sloop, Frank!

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Snow Devil

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Candle Portraits.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Ice Skater

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Rockefeller Center."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Socially distanced sledding

Christmas tree exchange

Hanukkah tree

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Snowman carrot substitute.

The Devil making snow angels.

Winter in the City

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

The Nose Thief

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'How can you tell?'

Snow People in Love. . .