Waxing Adventurer Gifts

Where bikini wax comes from.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Candle Portraits.

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Diving Cat.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Farmer's Market.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Odd Mortarboards.

'I've started a blog.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Boat Launch'

Two New Paintbrushes

Colours

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

The Eclectic Chair