Waxing Gifts

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

My boat is fast because it has a great wax job! You're on a slippery sloop, Frank!

"Ok, so I'm a little late...no need to tear strips of me!"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

On holiday.

Working Holiday

Candle Portraits.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

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Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Don't tell me not to burn the candle at both ends --- Tell me where to get more wax! (Published previously on July 22, 2010).

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

Snowman offering solutions.

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

Where bikini wax comes from.

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

Wrap music