Waxing Pillows

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Ok, so I'm a little late...no need to tear strips of me!"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

On holiday.

Working Holiday

Candle Portraits.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

User Friendly Library - Ask Us About Gift Wrapping.

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

Snowman offering solutions.

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

Wrap music

'It's not the amount of wax I'm producing that bothers me, it's the wicks.'

"It's a wrap!"

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

The art of wrapping.

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'