Waxing Warrior Pillows

'Who ordered the Brazilian?'

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

Candle Portraits.

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

The household cavalry

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

Burn out

Guitar Hero.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

Genie.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Human Dust Buster

'I'm prescribing magnets for your weight-loss program. They'll keep this on your refrigerator door.'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

"Would you like to supersize that?"

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

'I think my gastric band's too tight.'

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

Weight Watchers