Waxing Wizard Pillows

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

Candle Portraits.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

Cleaning service on skates.

'I'm here to test the magic 8-ball.'

"Jane, this is an intervention. Your teeth are white enough."

Artist

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

Christo: Age Ten

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

"So. . . you're back!"

Chicken Engineer

'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

Cotton Buds.

"That's okay, dear, I'll do the dishes."

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

'Like the Brazilian?'

Erm... you got any wax, hon'?

"Ok, so I'm a little late...no need to tear strips of me!"