Waxing Adventurer Pillows

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Face painting by numbers.

Candle Portraits.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Garlic Free Zone.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Diving Cat.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Farmer's Market.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Odd Mortarboards.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'I've started a blog.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

The Eclectic Chair

'Boat Launch'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Colours

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'