Cleaning Adventurer Pillows

"Throw away that vacuum cleaner - think of what you'll save on electricity!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Sweep the board.

Man propelled by love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

The household cavalry

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Do it!

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

Floor Cleaner

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Carpet Cleaner.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Man on Island.

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Hospital Cleaning.