Clean Adventure Pillows

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Creative Baby.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

GM Crops Genie.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Lifeboat

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Man on Island.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Elephant Tracks.

Flowchart of an idea.

At One With Nature

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

A woman knits from a globe.

"Well, here's some good news: Eagles are making a real comeback around here!"