Clean Adventure T-Shirts

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Creative Baby.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

GM Crops Genie.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Lifeboat

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Man on Island.

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Elephant Tracks.

Flowchart of an idea.

At One With Nature

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Welcome to the North Pole

'We were mud wrestling.'

"Well, here's some good news: Eagles are making a real comeback around here!"