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'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Salesman

"How was work?"

Myths and legends...

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

Man on Stilts in a Market

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

Discount Shopping.

"Now remember, if he says 'hop', you say, 'how high'."

Final clearance sale.

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Capitalists Courageous

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'See anything in marketing?'

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

'I need a getaway driver for the next board meeting.'

'Fashion Victim.'

"The logo needs to represent procellousness. Your design says pusillanimity, at best."

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

'Just locating my desk has become the toughest part of my commute.'

GARAGE SALE TOUR BUS

"Happy Easter!"

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."