Consumer Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I didn't spark joy."

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

DIY marriage counseling.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Self-Checkout.

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.