'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'
Consumer Enthusiast Gifts
Searching for a gift for the dedicated consumer enthusiast in your life? Our collection features smart, humorous items that honor their passion for discovering new products and their love of all things consumer-focused. From playful mugs to witty t-shirts, find the ideal present to make their day special and reflect their keen interest in consumer culture.
Packaging Russian Dolls
"I didn't spark joy."
Cut Price
A women in a shoeshop.
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."
"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."
"I shop, therefore I am."
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'
"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."
"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"
Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags
'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'
A young couple selects items from a shop.
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
Hips may appear larger than they actually are.
"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."
'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'
"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
DIY marriage counseling.
'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'
'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'
'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'
"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"
It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.
'Do you have this in a smaller size?'
SupermarketAwful Market.
'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'
Self-Checkout.
"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."
Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours
Realtors: 'We make house calls'.
Consumer Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Consumer Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of consumer enthusiast mugs—perfect for brightening up mornings and fueling their shopping passion.
Consumer Enthusiast Pillows
Browse our playful pillows designed for consumer enthusiasts—adding comfort and humor to their sofa, bed, or office space.
Consumer Enthusiast Prints
Discover prints that celebrate consumer enthusiasm—great for decorating their favorite space with personality and wit.
Consumer Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts for consumer enthusiasts—ideal for casual wear that shows off their retail love and keen interest in consumer culture.