Consumer Adventure Gifts

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

The Salesman

Myths and legends...

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

Man on Stilts in a Market

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Discount Shopping.

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Now remember, if he says 'hop', you say, 'how high'."

Capitalists Courageous

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Final clearance sale.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

'See anything in marketing?'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

"The logo needs to represent procellousness. Your design says pusillanimity, at best."

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

'Fashion Victim.'

'I need a getaway driver for the next board meeting.'

'Just locating my desk has become the toughest part of my commute.'

"Happy Easter!"

GARAGE SALE TOUR BUS

'So that's why they keep an eyewash station in the boardroom.'

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."