Wax Warrior Pillows

Cotton Buds.

Ban on Free Speech

Candle Portraits.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Bees v Wasps

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Coleridge'

'No surf?'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Save the river.

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Ski Surfing