Wax Work Enthusiast Pillows

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Candle Portraits.

Belief and Trust.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

'Then again, if you're not very smart, it's OK to just work harder.'

A sculptor sculpts his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"Trainee Baristas Queue Here"

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

'It's not the amount of wax I'm producing that bothers me, it's the wicks.'

"Remember when we were young and soap names didn't sound like a product you'd like to eat?"

'And I don't want you hanging around with that scum from the bathtub!'