Work related problems for Madame Tussaud
Wax Work Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a wax work enthusiast? Discover a curated selection of humorous and artistic products that celebrate the art and craft of wax modeling. Whether it's for a hobbyist or a professional, these gifts add a creative spark to their collection and bring some fun into their passionate pursuit of wax art.
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
Candle Portraits.
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
Belief and Trust.
'Have you had a brazilian?'
'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'
'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'
So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!
"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."
"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."
Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'
"It's very important to wash your hooves!"
'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'
'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'
'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'
'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'
'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'
"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."
"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."
"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."
'Then again, if you're not very smart, it's OK to just work harder.'
A sculptor sculpts his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.
"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."
'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'
"Trainee Baristas Queue Here"
Don't tell me not to burn the candle at both ends --- Tell me where to get more wax! (Published previously on July 22, 2010).
Where bikini wax comes from.
'He didn't wash his hands.'
'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'
"Oh, darn. I grabbed the wrong Dove bar again."
'It's not the amount of wax I'm producing that bothers me, it's the wicks.'
'The doofus has gone and hanged himself again. . .'
'And I don't want you hanging around with that scum from the bathtub!'
"Remember when we were young and soap names didn't sound like a product you'd like to eat?"
Wax Work Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Wax Work Enthusiast Mugs
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Wax Work Enthusiast Pillows
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Wax Work Enthusiast Prints
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Wax Work Enthusiast T-Shirts
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