Wax Sculptor Gifts

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snow Devil

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowman

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Candle Portraits.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

The Sculptor

Man standing in front of giant snowball

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Snow Crime

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

UFO and snowman

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

Ice-Cube-IV

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.