Winter Sculptor Gifts

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snow Devil

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Bless You."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"First snowman?"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Snow Crime

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

UFO and snowman

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'