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"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snowmen Around The World...

Snow Devil

"Bless You."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Frosting the Snowman

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"First snowman?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

The Frankenstein snowman.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Snow Crime

UFO and snowman

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."