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'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

'Relax, it's probably just dislocated.'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"Not with the children you don't."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Boxing Snowmen.

'You should do something about your mid-drift bulge.'

'Isn't that cute. He's modelling it after you!'

'If you don't want clothes for Christmas, tell your parents you still believe in Santa Claus.'

Snowman & family replace people

"Oh no ... I'll never lose any weight this way."

Snowman

Frosting the Snowman

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snowmen Around The World...

Snow Devil

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Bless You."

Snowman

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"First snowman?"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth