Snow Sculptors Mugs

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

'Relax, it's probably just dislocated.'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"Not with the children you don't."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Boxing Snowmen.

'You should do something about your mid-drift bulge.'

'Isn't that cute. He's modelling it after you!'

'If you don't want clothes for Christmas, tell your parents you still believe in Santa Claus.'

Snowman & family replace people

"Oh no ... I'll never lose any weight this way."

Snowman

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snow Devil

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowman

"Bless You."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"First snowman?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."