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"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'I was built by texters.'

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

Snowman lifting weights

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

"Good news. . . it's not Yellow Fever. Now, the bad news. . ."

'It's a mystery son! Every winter, they build these statues: They must have important cultural significance...'

'Have you ever considered seeing a doctor about your aggression issues?'

'I'm not having anything that's not organic in my body.'

'What'd you make dad' - 'It's a snowman, with his ugly, ungrateful son,'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

Snowman picking up snow dog poo

'Maybe at least we could donate his eyes to an organ bank.'

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

"You forgot his tail."

"Looks like a couple of cold callers..."

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Snow Crime

'Nice water feature.'

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

'No Bobby. This isn't a crime scene. Those are snow angels'

Snowball Basketball.

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

Sometimes I regret the laser eye surgery.

Football

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Snow Devil

Squirrel Nose Job