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"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'I was built by texters.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

Snowman lifting weights

'It's a mystery son! Every winter, they build these statues: They must have important cultural significance...'

'I'm not having anything that's not organic in my body.'

'Have you ever considered seeing a doctor about your aggression issues?'

"You forgot his tail."

Snowman

"Looks like a couple of cold callers..."

'What'd you make dad' - 'It's a snowman, with his ugly, ungrateful son,'

'Maybe at least we could donate his eyes to an organ bank.'

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

Football

"Have you noticed we're not very diverse?"

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

'I'm waiting for a face-lift.'

'I tell you my wife wants to kill me! She gave me thermal underwear for Christmas!'

Squirrel Nose Job

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

Snow Devil

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

Snowball Basketball.

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Snow Crime

'Nice water feature.'

"Goody, it's snowing. Now I can have that extra bedroom."