Seasonal Sculptor Gifts

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snow Devil

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Frosting the Snowman

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowman

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"First snowman?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Whose the new guy?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

The Frankenstein snowman.

The Sculptor

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Snow Crime

UFO and snowman

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."