Seasonal Art Gifts

'Bless You!' (snowman kills another snowman with a 'dagger' carrot).

Snowglobe In Summer

"Whose the new guy?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Baby squirrel & Berries

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Easter Egg Delivery

Reindeer

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Christmas Hugs

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"Happy thanksgiving!"

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"We need to talk."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Halloween Mobile

The new fall content.

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

North Pole.

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

Hey, Ernie, you're trying on costumes for the Halloween party! No, I'm finding clothes for my job at the store. I need to fit in the Christmas Decorations there. They've been up for weeks. It's too soon! I don't like decorations going up so early! Cupid's another way I could dress for work. The Valentine's Day decorations are going up right now!

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'

December to January.