Seasonal Photography Gifts

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Baby squirrel & Berries

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Whose the new guy?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Reindeer

Easter Egg Delivery

Christmas Hugs

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Happy thanksgiving!"

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Halloween Mobile

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"Maybe this year..."

The new fall content.

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

Poinsettia

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

Christmas Socks

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

A woman buries her broken heart

Hey, Ernie, you're trying on costumes for the Halloween party! No, I'm finding clothes for my job at the store. I need to fit in the Christmas Decorations there. They've been up for weeks. It's too soon! I don't like decorations going up so early! Cupid's another way I could dress for work. The Valentine's Day decorations are going up right now!