Seasonal Fashion Gifts

"My feet are getting blue, do you think it's time to stop using my flip-flops?"

"We look better in winter."

"You'll have to bear with me. I just went from seersucker to tweed."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

New for Fall

"It's finally supermarket jacket weather."

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

'You're definitely a winter.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Romance

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Easter Egg Delivery

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Oi to the world!

"Maybe this year..."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'How does this one feel?'

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Poinsettia

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"It's a midriff warmer."

A woman buries her broken heart

Christmas Socks

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.