Seasonal Wardrobe Gifts

"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Romance

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Maybe this year..."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Oi to the world!

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'How does this one feel?'

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

A woman buries her broken heart

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

Poinsettia

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

"It's a midriff warmer."

Christmas Socks

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

New for Fall

December 24th and the December 26th.

'You're definitely a winter.'

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.

Sub-Zero Gravity