Seasonal Wardrobe Enthusiast Gifts

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Fall on a desert island

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

People of the Fall

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

Christmas Socks

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

4 seasons globe

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

It's my summer robe.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

The corner that Spring's around

New for Fall

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'You're early!...'

December 24th and the December 26th.

A penguin wearing a hoodie

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'