Seasonal Wardrobe Enthusiast T-Shirts

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Fall on a desert island

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

People of the Fall

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Christmas Socks

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

The corner that Spring's around

"Is that my skirt?!!"

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

New for Fall

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

'You're early!...'

December 24th and the December 26th.

A penguin wearing a hoodie

The Start of Spring

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'