Seasonal Wardrobe Pillows

"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."

Romance

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Maybe this year..."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Oi to the world!

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'How does this one feel?'

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"It's a midriff warmer."

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Poinsettia

A woman buries her broken heart

Christmas Socks

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

New for Fall

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

December 24th and the December 26th.

'You're definitely a winter.'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."