Seasonal Clothing Pillows

Bundle up!

Winter collection

Christmas Socks

Friday night football wardrobe.

Me in Winter/Me in Summer

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Oi to the world!

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Maybe this year..."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'You'll grow into it!'

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'How does this one feel?'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

A woman buries her broken heart

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Academia in Winter