Seasonal Clothing Pillows

Bundle up!

Winter collection

Christmas Socks

Friday night football wardrobe.

Me in Winter/Me in Summer

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Oi to the world!

"Maybe this year..."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'You'll grow into it!'

'How does this one feel?'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

Academia in Winter

A woman buries her broken heart

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"It's a midriff warmer."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka