Seasonal Fashion Pillows

"My feet are getting blue, do you think it's time to stop using my flip-flops?"

"We look better in winter."

"You'll have to bear with me. I just went from seersucker to tweed."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

New for Fall

"It's finally supermarket jacket weather."

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

'You're definitely a winter.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Romance

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Easter Egg Delivery

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Oi to the world!

"Maybe this year..."

'How does this one feel?'

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

A woman buries her broken heart

Christmas Socks

Poinsettia

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

December 24th and the December 26th.