Seasonal Stylist Gifts

Entering September

A woman buries her broken heart

Wreaths working out to look good in December.

Two artists are dressed to match the climate in their artwork.

"Maybe this year..."

Poinsettia

Poinsettia

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Easter Egg Delivery

Christmas sweater alternatives

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

Christmas Socks

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

New for Fall

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

'You're definitely a winter.'

"He says he's dressing up for summer."

Bundle up!

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

Woman: 'I see leather sandals are big this summer.'

I was feeling good when they finally put away the doggie sweaters, and then

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."