Seasonal Stylists Gifts

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Christmas sweater alternatives

Easter Egg Delivery

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Maybe this year..."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Christmas Socks

A woman buries her broken heart

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Poinsettia

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

New for Fall

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

December 24th and the December 26th.

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

'You're definitely a winter.'

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

"He says he's dressing up for summer."

Summer feet.

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

"Darling, it's so this season."

Bundle up!

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."