Foam Sculptor Gifts

"How are your latte art classes going?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

The Sculptor

I love bathtime.

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Ice-Cube-IV

clown fish

Igloo Windfarm.

Origami Mail

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

"I could do that."

Bath tube with human feet.

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'Show off!'

"You must be the new barmaid."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

'It's my masterpiece!... Made completely of dough - The leaning tower of Pizza!'

Ice Sculpture.

Balloon Animal Therapy

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

"Yes, I did say you needed to back up all your date. But there's an easier way than handwriting thousands of pages."

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend

'It's a cement mixer.'

Memory-Loss Foam.

Hi, Rudy. One low-fat latte please, extra foam. Coming up. Focus, Rudy! I'm on a tight schedule. I'm back. My heart be still. She's back.

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

"You're going to need plastic surgery."

Shaving