Paper Sculptor Gifts

Origami Mail

"Yes, I did say you needed to back up all your date. But there's an easier way than handwriting thousands of pages."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'Once again, I fold.'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Formula One car origami

Sculptor's chippings

Ice-Cube-IV

Printers

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

Igloo Windfarm.

"Garbage in, great books out."

Making Christmas Decorations

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'Where's air traffic control?'

Printing Room

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"I read your manuscript with interest."

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

'Show off!'