Paper Performance Artist Gifts

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Senta jumps into the sea

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Juggler and Illusionist

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

The circus diver.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Interpretive napping

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Octopus on Keys.

'Once again, I fold.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Mime father in the delivery room.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

I Heart Juggling