Paper Performance Artist Pillows

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Senta jumps into the sea

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

The circus diver.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Interpretive napping

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Octopus on Keys.

'Once again, I fold.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

I Heart Juggling