Paperwork Performer Gifts

Department of Bureaucracy - Song and Dance.

"We need to talk about procrastination."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Organization is not rocket science!

Time for More Paperwork

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Late/Too Late.

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

In and Out Tray

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

In, out, shake it all about.

The Buck Never Stops.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."