Paperwork Perfector Gifts

'And you've written to the council on this one.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

The Buck Never Stops.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

InIn by-products.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

In - Out - Pending.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Responsibility and duties

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'