Paperwork Perfector Pillows

'And you've written to the council on this one.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

In, out, shake it all about.

The Buck Never Stops.

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

In - Out - Pending.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

InIn by-products.

Responsibility and duties

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Have a good weekend!"

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'