Paper Processor Pillows

Efficient employee.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

The Buck Never Stops.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.