Paper Processor Gifts

Efficient employee.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

The Buck Never Stops.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Smoke and mirrors.

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

In - Out - Pending.

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'