Paperwork Piler Gifts

Research and Development: Now, Never.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

Organization is not rocket science!

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"I feel your pain."

Inout baskets.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

The Buck Never Stops.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

InIn by-products.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

In - Out - Pending.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'