Paperwork Pile-up Pro Gifts

Fighting corruption

In basket-case.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Morning, all!"

"I feel your pain."

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

In - Out - Pending.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Responsibility and duties

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

In and out, in and out, in and out...

"Check out my free white paper!"

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."