Paper Pile Untangler Gifts

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Storm in the out tray

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"I feel your pain."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

InIn by-products.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"We need a better piling system."

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

In/Out.

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

I'm not sure if I'm holding down a job or the other way around.

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.