Paper Pile Untangler Gifts

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Storm in the out tray

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"I feel your pain."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"We need a better piling system."

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

In/Out.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.