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Fighting corruption

In basket-case.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Morning, all!"

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"I feel your pain."

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

In - Out - Pending.

Responsibility and duties

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

In and out, in and out, in and out...

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"Check out my free white paper!"