Paperwork Pile Jugglers T-Shirts

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"I feel your pain."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

InIn by-products.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

In/Out Tray.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Whack, Out of Whack.

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"She's late for her stress management course."

'Gesundheite!'

In/Out box.

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.